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For the first 20 people to post a review of The Mechanical Essence Of Whiskers on Amazon, iTunes, or CDBaby, I will send you a signed copy of M.E.O.W. that you can sell on eBay for lots of money (maybe not now, but when I die from a candy overdose in 20 years it will be worth a pretty penny)!